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Creation
Of A Fireman When
the Lord was creating Firefighters, he was into his sixth day of overtime
when an angel appeared and said, "Your doing a lot of fiddling around
on this one." And
the Lord said "Have you read the specification on this person?
Firefighters have to be able to go for hours fighting fires or tending to
a person that the usual every day person would never touch, while putting
in the back of their mind the circumstances. They have to be able to move
at a second's notice and not think twice of what they are about to do, no
matter what danger. They have to be in top physical condition at all
times, running on half-eaten meals, and they must have six pairs of
hands." The
angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no
way." "It's
not the hands that are causing me problems, " said the Lord,
"it's the three pairs of eyes a Firefighter has to have." That's
on the standard model? " asked the angel. The
Lord nodded. " One pair that sees through the fire and where they and
their fellow Firefighters should fight the fire next. Another pair here in
the side of the head to see their fellow Firefighters and keep them safe.
And another pair of eyes in the front so that they can look for the
victims caught in the fire that need their help." Finally, the angel bent over and ran her
finger across the cheek of the Firefighter. "There's a leak",
she pronounced. "Lord, it's a tear." "What's the tear for?" asked the
angel. "It's a tear from bottled-up emotions
for fallen comrades. A tear for commitment to that funny piece of cloth
called the American Flag. It's a tear for all the pain and suffering they
have encountered. And it's a tear for their commitment to caring for and
saving lives of their fellow "What a wonderful feature Lord, you're
a genius" said the angel. The Lord looked somber and said "I
didn't put it there."
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